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Gorilla jokes
- How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla...Read the whole joke |
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- How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three hours!...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'M...Read the whole joke |
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- How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodygu...Read the whole joke |
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- If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?...Read the whole joke |
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- If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom...Read the whole joke |
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- If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
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- What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
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- What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!...Read the whole joke |
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- What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!...Read the whole joke |
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- What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
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- What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!...Read the whole joke |
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- What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!...Read the whole joke |
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- What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
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- What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!...Read the whole joke |
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- What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!...Read the whole joke |
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