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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Soldier's Ambition
- An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 2 |
Senior's Thoughts (Classic)
- What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 3 |
Flea Cure
- Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 4 |
Murphy's Laws (5)
- Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 5 |
Restaurant Specialty
- Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 6 |
Driving In Fog Riddle
- Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
- VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 8 |
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
- Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 9 |
End of the World Reports
- When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street J...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 10 |
Celibacy Test
- Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 11 |
Using the Elevator
- An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
- There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 13 |
U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
746 |
0 |
| 14 |
How Many Men Does It Take...
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 15 |
You Might Be A College Student:
- You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 16 |
Give Me the Bill
- Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mixed Emotions
- Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 18 |
Baby
- Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
436 |
0 |
| 19 |
90210
- Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 20 |
Hellen Keller List
- Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Kelle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
| 21 |
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
- Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
| 22 |
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
- The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
| 23 |
Missy in heat
- Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 24 |
Double The Recipe
- Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 25 |
Little Holes
- Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
