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1 cross a frog with some mist
- |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 333 0
2 chameleon's motto
- |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 350 0
3 You'll croak in no time!
- |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 371 0
4 Wart's new!
- |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 318 0
5 Hoppalong Cassidy!
- |What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 414 0
6 tadpole feel lonely
- |Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 344 0
7 Where do frogs keep their treasure?
- |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 247 0
8 A hot frog!
- |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2156 0
9 Hop on!
- |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 308 0
10 Morse toad!
- |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 339 0
11 Whats the world weakest animal?
- |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 286 0
12 A tadpole!
- |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 351 0
13 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 326 0
14 Hop-scotch!
- |What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 618 0
15 He had his own frog horn!
- |Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 357 0
16 At the spawn shop!
- |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 333 0
17 Lollihops!
- |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 384 0
18 A croak and dagger agent!
- |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2253 0
19 He simply croaked!
- |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 380 0
20 In the croakroom!
- |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 303 0
21 Reptiles!
- |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 315 0
22 I'll get you next slime!
- |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 275 0
23 About one mile a day!
- |What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 280 0
24 A snail with a housing problem!
- |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 269 0
25 How slime flies!
- |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 564 0
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