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1	Elephant jokes - What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	226
2	0 - What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	248
3	0 - What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	543
4	0 - Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	211
5	0 - What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	217
6	0 - What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	217
7	0 - What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	565
8	0 - Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	234
9	0 - What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	745
10	0 - What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	216
11	0 - What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything th...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	207
12	0 - What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants......Read the whole joke	More Jokes	224
13	0 - Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	287
14	0 - How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	533
15	0 - My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	247
16	0 - How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	511
17	0 - What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	235
18	0 - Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	520
19	0 - Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	630
20	0 - What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	534
21	0 - How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	204
22	0 - Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	590
23	0 - Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	210
24	0 - How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke	More Jokes	209
25	0 - How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	282

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