| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
- There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
244 |
0 |
| 2 |
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
- A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
326 |
0 |
| 3 |
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
- In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
258 |
0 |
| 4 |
A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2977 |
0 |
| 5 |
In the midst of a veritable downpour...
- In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
219 |
0 |
| 6 |
The barber was finishing a haircut...
- The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
535 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mary was having an affair during the day while...
- Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
256 |
0 |
| 8 |
A man walks into a jewellers shop...
- A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
| 9 |
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
- Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
181 |
0 |
| 10 |
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
- There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
215 |
0 |
| 11 |
Kind of awkward
- A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
278 |
0 |
| 12 |
A man stops by a diner at noon...
- A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
325 |
0 |
| 13 |
A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2830 |
3.25 |
| 14 |
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
517 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
312 |
0 |
| 16 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
160 |
0 |
| 17 |
Ouch
- "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
344 |
0 |
| 18 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1755 |
0 |
| 19 |
Santas Diversion
- Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
267 |
0 |
| 20 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
- Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
236 |
0 |
| 21 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
258 |
0 |
| 22 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
288 |
0 |
| 23 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
- Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
550 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
205 |
0 |
| 25 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
- Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
278 |
0 |
