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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hmmm...Ponderings
- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 2 |
Some Whimsical Sayings
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 3 |
Suppository In Her Ear
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 4 |
Definitions of Children
- AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 5 |
Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's
- 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2. EXTENSIVE R...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 6 |
How Specs Live Forever
- The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 7 |
Grading of Final Exams
- Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 8 |
Declaration Of Independence
- The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental Cong...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 9 |
New Computer Viruses!
- John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will neve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 10 |
Wrong ISP
- TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two tin cans and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 11 |
Programmer And An Engineer
- A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computers Must Be Male
- Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 13 |
PC Support
- Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparent...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 14 |
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bill Gates In Purgatory
- Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 16 |
Fishy Talk
- Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 17 |
Undocumented Windows Errors
- ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 18 |
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
- Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mech...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
| 19 |
Signs You are an Internet Geek
- Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10. When filling out your driver's license application you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 20 |
What does HMO stand for?
- Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 21 |
Poor froggy
- A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approache...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Hunt
- A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blow...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hypothetical Question
- A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and rea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
| 24 |
3 times a virgin.
- A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be pos...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bad eyes.
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
