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Children jokes
- Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0
- Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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| 4 |
0
- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0
- The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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0
- Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0
- My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0
- A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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- A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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- Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
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- Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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0
- Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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- Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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540 |
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0
- A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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0
- A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
0 |
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Christmas jokes
- What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
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0
- What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0
- Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke |
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586 |
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0
- What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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0
- What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !...Read the whole joke |
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526 |
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