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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Ignored - Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
2 |
Can\\\'t See - Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
539 |
0 |
3 |
Help me Doc! - Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
4 |
Stressed - Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
5 |
Hair Loss - Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
414 |
0 |
6 |
Again - Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
7 |
Rising Temperature - Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
8 |
Swallowed a Pillow - Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
9 |
Coin Swallowing - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde Nurse? - Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
11 |
Blonde Doctor? - Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
12 |
Beneficial Alzheimers - What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
13 |
Bad News 6 - This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
14 |
Bad News 5 - This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
15 |
Bad News 4 - Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
16 |
Bad News 3 - Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
Bad News 1 - Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad new...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
18 |
Adjust the Chair - A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
19 |
Depressed Dentist - What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
20 |
How can you tell Doc? - A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
21 |
A Tool - A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth... a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
797 |
0 |
22 |
Painful Screams - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
437 |
0 |
23 |
Yes or No - Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
473 |
0 |
24 |
Greatest Pain - One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
25 |
You Have VD - What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |