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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Wanted: Woman! - Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
638 |
0 |
2 |
His miracle drinks! - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
3 |
The bus crash. - Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
4 |
Employee evaluations. - Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached ro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
5 |
The good, bad, and ugly! - * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
6 |
Advantage: Woman! - Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems suppor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
7 |
The Sermon! - A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
8 |
Confucius says again... - 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
9 |
Army vs. Marines! - Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
10 |
ONE with the land! - A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
11 |
Restoring her youth! - After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to resto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
12 |
Happy Happy - A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her hu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
711 |
0 |
13 |
Toooooo Cute! - A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
14 |
Fun Toungue Twister! - Here's a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
15 |
Men - Ya just can't win! - IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
16 |
The Oil Crisis - There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
17 |
On the Menu today! - A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:----------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
18 |
The smart Irishman. - An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily exam...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
19 |
Tell me a Story! - A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
20 |
The Drunk! - It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
21 |
The 3 convicts. - Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one item with them to help t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
22 |
The Mom Dictionary! - AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
23 |
The World's Worst Joke! - ...'Well, it wasn't that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who performed in the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
24 |
The great rabbit escape! - A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
25 |
So Relieved! - A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |