| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Drowning a Blonde
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
712 |
0 |
| 2 |
How do you open a can of beer?
- How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 3 |
Yo momma so fat
- Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
| 4 |
Losing my wife\\\'s love.
- "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dear Abby
- Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 6 |
Spicy Panties
- A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
687 |
2.5 |
| 7 |
The Physical
- This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Facelift
- A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
524 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Old Lady & the Cashier
- A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 10 |
Oh Baby!
- A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
835 |
0 |
| 11 |
Signs you are a Canadian
- 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"3....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
630 |
0 |
| 12 |
Too many beers.
- So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 13 |
Blonde Swims the english Channel
- A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 14 |
Father
- Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
| 15 |
Sprinklers
- Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 16 |
Energizer Bunny arrested!
- Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 17 |
10 things to never say to a naked man...
- Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
97 |
0 |
| 18 |
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
- This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everythi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 19 |
Andy is God\\\'s son
- A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
914 |
0 |
| 20 |
Why God Doesn\\\'t Have a PhD
- Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was in Hebrew.3. It had no ref...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
| 21 |
Confusion
- What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse peopl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 22 |
Coconut & hurricane
- -What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
- Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 24 |
Relief
- How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 25 |
Light bulb
- How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
