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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Mushroom
- A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two Boll Weevils
- Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
| 3 |
Years of Bad Sex
- A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
| 4 |
General Kitchy Kitchy
- Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ticket to Titsburg
- A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 6 |
Good/Bad Car Accident
- Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 7 |
Who Enjoys Sex More?
- A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 8 |
Tattoo Parlour
- A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
316 |
0 |
| 9 |
Some Words of Wisdom
- Some Words of Wisdom...The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 10 |
Definitions from Kids
- Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 11 |
Meet the Schitts!
- You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
OXYMORONS
- OXYMORONS...Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 13 |
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
- 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
| 14 |
Pretend You're A Statue
- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 15 |
Three-legged Dog
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 16 |
Screwy Date
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
824 |
0 |
| 17 |
Snowmen and Snowladies
- What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
| 18 |
Welcome to Hell...
- One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 19 |
Stand Still, Soldier!
- Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 20 |
Under The Truck
- A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
406 |
0 |
| 21 |
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
- It was New Year's Eve ... by then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk stag...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
| 22 |
Buying a Barbie Doll
- A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 23 |
Driving Test Answers
- The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 24 |
Ding! Ding!
- A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a class...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
| 25 |
Golfers and the Genie
- A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
