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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Armed Sleeper - Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
2 |
Husband Looks Bad - The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
3 |
Birthday Present For Wife - Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
4 |
Angelic Husband - A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
5 |
Dominated Spouses - Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
6 |
Cost to Get Married? - The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
7 |
To Have Him Back - "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
8 |
More Attention - At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
9 |
Waking Grumpy - Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
686 |
0 |
10 |
Love Old and Feeble - Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
11 |
She Fetches All - Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
12 |
Better Than Drunk - Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
13 |
New Insurance Policy - After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
14 |
Husband\'s Average Income? - Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
15 |
Who Needs A Husband? - Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
16 |
Leaving - After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
17 |
Much Improved - A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
18 |
Why I Brought Her Home - A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
19 |
What Would You Do? - "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
20 |
Who Was It? - The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
21 |
Improving - Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
22 |
Retirement - Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
23 |
Why Worry? - The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
24 |
Sliding Husband - A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
25 |
We Don\'t Argue - Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argumen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |