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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Zen Master is visiting New York City... - The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
600 |
0 |
2 |
Bathroom control - One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
256 |
0 |
3 |
A great way to spend eternity - A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2234 |
0 |
4 |
Room Service - This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
615 |
0 |
5 |
The Mohel - This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
275 |
0 |
6 |
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants? - Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
345 |
0 |
7 |
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? - Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
243 |
0 |
8 |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2171 |
0 |
9 |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2112 |
0 |
10 |
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2160 |
0 |
11 |
The fucking lights - Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
236 |
0 |
12 |
My car - A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
602 |
0.5 |
13 |
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
234 |
0 |
14 |
Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
263 |
0 |
15 |
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor... - Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
205 |
0 |
16 |
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on... - Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
288 |
0 |
17 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... - From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
566 |
0 |
18 |
Fly out of Genoa - They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
665 |
0 |
19 |
Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
677 |
0 |
20 |
A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2151 |
0 |
21 |
I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
243 |
0 |
22 |
A passenger announcement. - This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2491 |
0 |
23 |
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV - Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
324 |
0 |
24 |
Weight Control - Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
291 |
0 |
25 |
A small misunderstanding - A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2613 |
0 |