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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Cat jokes
- Little Tim
was in the garden filling in a hole
when his neighbor peered over the
fence. Intere...Read the whole joke |
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580 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
When you are a mouse!...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
trip? - A: To a mewseum....Read the whole joke |
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333 |
1 |
| 4 |
Children jokes
- A mother was reading a book about animals to
her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow...Read the whole joke |
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576 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- A group of young children were siting in a circle with
their teacher. She was going around in tu...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Why were ancient Egyptian children
confused?
Because their daddies were mummies....Read the whole joke |
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599 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take ...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mo...Read the whole joke |
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509 |
0 |
| 9 |
Christmas jokes
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !...Read the whole joke |
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636 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke |
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620 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !...Read the whole joke |
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313 |
0 |
| 14 |
Clinton jokes
- Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Q: What is the difference
between Dan
Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went t...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes....Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
| 19 |
College jokes
- An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...Read the whole joke |
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633 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed....Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."...Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
| 24 |
Cow jokes
- Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke |
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343 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
