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1	Food jokes - Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	255
2	0 - First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were l...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	228
3	0 - Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	273
4	0 - What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	247
5	0 - When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	286
6	0 - Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	263
7	0 - What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	287
8	0 - An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	586
9	0 - A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lag...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	266
10	0 - What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	306
11	0 - A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream co...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	282
12	0 - Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	279
13	0 - How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	266
14	0 - What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	287
15	0 - What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	289
16	0 - Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	264
17	0 - How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	263
18	0 - What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	260
19	0 - If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	299
20	0 - What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251
21	0 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	580
22	0 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251
23	0 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	279
24	0 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	256
25	0 - WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	233

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