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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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A merchant captain and several of his officers... - A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night asho...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
2 |
A Message For The Manager - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke |
331 |
0 |
3 |
A Mexican joke - Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
4 |
A Microsoft Tale - A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...Read the whole joke |
673 |
0 |
5 |
A Miracle - A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...Read the whole joke |
721 |
0 |
6 |
A Mother at 65! - With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...Read the whole joke |
653 |
0 |
7 |
A Mother Cow - What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke |
657 |
0 |
8 |
A Networkologist\\\\\\\'s Christmas - A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck a...Read the whole joke |
553 |
0 |
9 |
A new car. - One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
605 |
0 |
10 |
A new national anthem? - Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
11 |
A New Priest - A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
12 |
A new Priest. - A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
13 |
A New York Lawyer - A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
562 |
0 |
14 |
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version) - A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
15 |
A Pair of Shoes - This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
16 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
17 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull... - A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
360 |
0 |
18 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
19 |
A Peg-legged Halloween! - A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what cos...Read the whole joke |
659 |
0 |
20 |
A Penny For Your Thoughts - What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change....Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
21 |
A Perfect Woman Is... - What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...Read the whole joke |
556 |
0 |
22 |
A photographer from a well known national magazine... - A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
23 |
A pile of one liners! - Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
24 |
A play on Computer Lingo. - 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
25 |
A Prayer Before Dying - When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |