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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A merchant captain and several of his officers...
- A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night asho...Read the whole joke |
111 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Message For The Manager
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 3 |
A Mexican joke
- Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 4 |
A Microsoft Tale
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Miracle
- A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 6 |
A Mother at 65!
- With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 7 |
A Mother Cow
- What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 8 |
A Networkologist\\\\\\\'s Christmas
- A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck a...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 9 |
A new car.
- One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 10 |
A new national anthem?
- Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 11 |
A New Priest
- A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 12 |
A new Priest.
- A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 13 |
A New York Lawyer
- A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 14 |
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
- A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 15 |
A Pair of Shoes
- This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 16 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
116 |
0 |
| 17 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...
- A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 18 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 19 |
A Peg-legged Halloween!
- A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what cos...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 20 |
A Penny For Your Thoughts
- What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change....Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 21 |
A Perfect Woman Is...
- What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 22 |
A photographer from a well known national magazine...
- A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 23 |
A pile of one liners!
- Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 24 |
A play on Computer Lingo.
- 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 25 |
A Prayer Before Dying
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
