| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
I Blew Chunks
- 3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the g...Read the whole joke |
386 |
0 |
| 2 |
I can hear clearly now...
- Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
667 |
0 |
| 3 |
I can't feel my legs!
- A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...Read the whole joke |
703 |
0 |
| 4 |
I Confess
- As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth...Read the whole joke |
643 |
0 |
| 5 |
I Didn't Even Know!
- Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in t...Read the whole joke |
694 |
0 |
| 6 |
I don't know her
- A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing....Read the whole joke |
358 |
0 |
| 7 |
I dont want a ride!
- A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
| 8 |
I hurt all over!
- A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said th...Read the whole joke |
344 |
0 |
| 9 |
I knew it was true...I knew it!
- Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the Ne...Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
| 10 |
I lost my wife!
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke |
299 |
0 |
| 11 |
I love my wife
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to lon...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 12 |
I Love You
- English..... Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Japanese.... Ai...Read the whole joke |
833 |
0 |
| 13 |
I love you in 9 languages!
- HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpa...Read the whole joke |
336 |
0 |
| 14 |
I received a letter from my bank the other day...
- I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
| 15 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
| 16 |
I Said the F Word
- A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...Read the whole joke |
652 |
0 |
| 17 |
I said...I really mean...
- THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be...Read the whole joke |
405 |
0 |
| 18 |
I Spy
- Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making lov...Read the whole joke |
661 |
0 |
| 19 |
I used my head
- Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went i...Read the whole joke |
350 |
1 |
| 20 |
I Wanna Be A Commie
- A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
| 21 |
I Want To Be Weighed
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
685 |
0 |
| 22 |
I Will Not
- I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 23 |
I wrote it!
- There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead. He went in, went up to t...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 24 |
I'd Do Anything
- A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pl...Read the whole joke |
340 |
0 |
| 25 |
I'll have nun of that!
- A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "G...Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
