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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
U of Berkeley Products - There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
742 |
0 |
2 |
Ugly Growth - I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law....Read the whole joke |
417 |
0 |
3 |
Ultimate rejection! - What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!...Read the whole joke |
353 |
0 |
4 |
Ultra dumb people 01 - The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual...Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
5 |
Ultra dumb people 02 - A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar...Read the whole joke |
355 |
0 |
6 |
Uncircumcised - Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke |
465 |
0 |
7 |
Uncommon Perversions - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
466 |
0 |
8 |
Undecided - The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
9 |
Under The Truck - A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young...Read the whole joke |
405 |
0 |
10 |
Understanding Your Paycheck: - Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ...Read the whole joke |
653 |
0 |
11 |
Underwear - Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers....Read the whole joke |
1521 |
4.99557495117 |
12 |
Undocumented Windows Errors - ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
13 |
Unengaged Brain - PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the...Read the whole joke |
661 |
0 |
14 |
Unfaithful Mates - Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
15 |
Unfaithful? - An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
16 |
Universal Corporate Translator - "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND...Read the whole joke |
643 |
0 |
17 |
Universal excuse form. - The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
18 |
Universal Grade Change Form - ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my g...Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
19 |
University Courses For Women - Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
20 |
Unmarried In BMW - Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee....Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
21 |
Until Twelve - I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!...Read the whole joke |
394 |
0 |
22 |
Unusual Case - Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom "Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality" July, 1991 p. 15S...Read the whole joke |
348 |
0 |
23 |
Unusual State Laws - Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orga...Read the whole joke |
357 |
0 |
24 |
Up in Heaven - A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
25 |
Up, or down? - There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0.5 |