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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Packers - Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!...Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
2 |
Packing Elephants - How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back......Read the whole joke |
631 |
0 |
3 |
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter... - One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he sai...Read the whole joke |
366 |
0 |
4 |
Paid By Medicaid - A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
5 |
Pain Relief - A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left ...Read the whole joke |
364 |
0 |
6 |
Painful Puns - Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack...Read the whole joke |
388 |
0 |
7 |
Painful Screams - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...Read the whole joke |
416 |
0 |
8 |
Paint the Porch - Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
9 |
Painting Contractor - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would l...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
10 |
Painting in the nude. - Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
11 |
Palindromes - More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
615 |
0 |
12 |
Panama Canal - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke |
423 |
0 |
13 |
Panda Bear - What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
14 |
Panda in a Bar - A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Cok...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
15 |
Panic - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
16 |
Panties - President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one should...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
17 |
Pantsy Golfer - Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
18 |
Pantyhose - Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calv...Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |
19 |
Paper or Plastic? - One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man sai...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
20 |
Parachute - Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact....Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
21 |
Paradox of Men - If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke |
314 |
0 |
22 |
Paradox of Woman - If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thi...Read the whole joke |
680 |
0 |
23 |
Paralyzing Disease - What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
24 |
Paranoid Idiot - Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
932 |
0 |
25 |
Park Registration Sheet Comments - Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:T...Read the whole joke |
637 |
0 |