| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Packers
- Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 2 |
Packing Elephants
- How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back......Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 3 |
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter...
- One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he sai...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 4 |
Paid By Medicaid
- A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 5 |
Pain Relief
- A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left ...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 6 |
Painful Puns
- Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 7 |
Painful Screams
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 8 |
Paint the Porch
- Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 9 |
Painting Contractor
- A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would l...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 10 |
Painting in the nude.
- Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 11 |
Palindromes
- More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 12 |
Panama Canal
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 13 |
Panda Bear
- What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 14 |
Panda in a Bar
- A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Cok...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 15 |
Panic
- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 16 |
Panties
- President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one should...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 17 |
Pantsy Golfer
- Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 18 |
Pantyhose
- Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calv...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 19 |
Paper or Plastic?
- One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man sai...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 20 |
Parachute
- Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact....Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 21 |
Paradox of Men
- If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 22 |
Paradox of Woman
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thi...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 23 |
Paralyzing Disease
- What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 24 |
Paranoid Idiot
- Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 25 |
Park Registration Sheet Comments
- Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:T...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
