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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Good Cook
- Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mystery Writer
- Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
| 3 |
Pizza Cutting
- Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
| 4 |
Frying Pan
- Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 5 |
Paralyzing Disease
- What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
| 6 |
Cross With A Blonde
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 7 |
Signs
- Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 8 |
Innuendo
- Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bermuda Triangle
- Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of seme...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
| 10 |
Touch-typists
- Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 11 |
More Fun
- A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
| 12 |
Pig Under Her Arm
- Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
| 13 |
God's Son
- A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 14 |
Locked Car
- Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 15 |
Ventriloquist and the Indian
- A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
| 16 |
Deer Tracks
- Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 17 |
Tire Tread Marks
- Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 18 |
President Gorbachev
- Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
| 19 |
Me and My Boss
- When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 20 |
Long and Hard
- Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
2 |
| 21 |
Learn To Iron
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blond...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 22 |
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 23 |
Grandpa is fine.
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 24 |
Wooden Airfield
- An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 25 |
Restroom Sign
- On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
