| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2684 |
0 |
| 2 |
There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
595 |
0 |
| 3 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 4 |
A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
4670 |
3.9375 |
| 5 |
Who keeps saying those things?
- |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 6 |
Someone stole things from me
- |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 7 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach
- |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
330 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bad luck finding a place to hide
- |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 9 |
I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
374 |
0 |
| 10 |
My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 11 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
635 |
0 |
| 12 |
I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
333 |
0 |
| 13 |
This tells me that I must be drunk
- |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
605 |
0 |
| 14 |
Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 15 |
Some yogurt visits a local bar
- |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
334 |
0 |
| 16 |
Some very common traits in two drunks
- |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 17 |
The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
335 |
0 |
| 18 |
I Want to Buy That
- |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 19 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
48443 |
0.45234297216 |
| 20 |
Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 21 |
Rowing Your Boat
- |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
299 |
2.5 |
| 22 |
Blonde Sky Divers
- |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
212 |
0 |
| 23 |
Question and answer blonde jokes
- |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 24 |
I'm going ice fishing!
- |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 25 |
Guess who knows the state capitals?
- |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
252 |
0 |
