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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Old maid's burglar
- |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
646 |
0 |
| 2 |
Pondering old age
- |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 3 |
An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2701 |
0 |
| 4 |
A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2920 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2761 |
1 |
| 6 |
Problems driving
- |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 7 |
She is angry at you
- |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 8 |
Grandma changed
- |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 9 |
How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 10 |
When I become old
- |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 11 |
No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 12 |
Florida driver's license!
- |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 13 |
When you are young
- |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 14 |
I'm over the hill
- |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bathroom troubles
- |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 16 |
Eating some peanuts
- |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
237 |
0 |
| 17 |
Wedding Anniversary
- |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
254 |
0 |
| 18 |
How old are you?
- |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
197 |
0 |
| 19 |
Horse or chicken?
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
217 |
0 |
| 20 |
Will you marry me?
- |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
231 |
0 |
| 21 |
What was its name?
- |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 22 |
Do you know me?
- |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
215 |
0 |
| 23 |
Finding a house
- |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 24 |
Travel to Heaven
- |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had bee...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 25 |
OLD never dies
- |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
335 |
0 |
