| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
You've got mail
- |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
760 |
0 |
| 2 |
Make it off the island
- |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
341 |
0 |
| 3 |
Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 4 |
One wish to each
- |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 5 |
What type of prize did you win?
- |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 6 |
Let's take a trip to Disney
- |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 7 |
How many sheep do I have?
- |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 8 |
I can't breathe without that
- |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
348 |
0 |
| 9 |
Shortage of parachutes
- |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
329 |
0 |
| 10 |
Turn back your car odometer
- |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 11 |
The blonde test taker
- |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
693 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mind telling me the time?
- |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
395 |
0 |
| 13 |
First experience horse riding
- |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
510 |
0 |
| 14 |
Unlocking your car
- |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
987 |
0 |
| 15 |
Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
350 |
0 |
| 16 |
Do you see the dead bird?
- |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 17 |
Slot machine winner
- |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
471 |
0 |
| 18 |
I deserve a first class seat
- |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
414 |
0 |
| 19 |
Helping a blond lose weight
- |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 20 |
Fallen bridge
- |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
395 |
0 |
| 21 |
Want me to paint for you?
- |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
379 |
0 |
| 22 |
Why are you yelling that?
- |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
346 |
0 |
| 23 |
Do you know where you were going?
- |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 24 |
Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
351 |
0 |
| 25 |
What's in the bag?
- |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
449 |
0 |
