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Marriage jokes
- Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
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- She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
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- Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
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- Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
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- Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
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- BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
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- Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
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- John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
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- Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
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- The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
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- The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...Read the whole joke |
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- Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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- "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intr...Read the whole joke |
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- A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrin...Read the whole joke |
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- My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I ...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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- QUESTION: What is
honeymoon? ANSWER: That
brief span of time between, "I do" and
"You'd better...Read the whole joke |
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- QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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- QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
d...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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- Two ladies were hanging out together and one
was depressed.
"What's wrong?"
The depressed one r...Read the whole joke |
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- Marriage is nature's way of preventing
people from fighting with strangers....Read the whole joke |
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