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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How to give your Cat a Pill.
- 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 2 |
If men had a vagina.
- 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 3 |
Cat's Prayer
- Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Difference is......
- What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 5 |
The eleventh commandment
- We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 6 |
Newest game at the whitehouse
- What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 7 |
Your Momma is so ugly
- Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 8 |
More Your Mommas
- Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 9 |
Cat Heaven
- One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dog with one eye
- Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 11 |
"You've Got Mail"
- A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Life Of The Party
- The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 13 |
List of Funny Insults!
- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 14 |
The cause of arthritis...
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 15 |
Meet the Schitt Family!
- Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
| 16 |
The talking Cuckoo clock.
- Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 17 |
6 inches
- What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
99 |
0 |
| 18 |
Wee Jordy
- One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 19 |
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
- A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 20 |
Putting it in.
- A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 21 |
Nun on a date
- What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 22 |
Smarter
- This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 23 |
Pierced ears for pirates
- How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 24 |
BB's
- There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
| 25 |
7 Shots of Vodka!
- Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
