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Computer jokes
- What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you take your computer to
an ice
rink?
A slipped disk....Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using m...Read the whole joke |
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- When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight....Read the whole joke |
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601 |
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- Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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0
- Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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0
- Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds....Read the whole joke |
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0
- Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, y...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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0
- Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin...Read the whole joke |
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- You're spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons....Read the whole joke |
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- Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t....Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
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0
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
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651 |
0 |
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0
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
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0
- Why do computer teachers never get
sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery ri...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you so...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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0
- Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows"....Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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- Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
0 |
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Aardvark jokes
- What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke |
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4832 |
0 |
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0
- What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke |
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4474 |
0 |
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- Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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- Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!...Read the whole joke |
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