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Category |
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Doctor and nurse jokes
- "Doctor, doctor!" said the
panic-stricken woman,
"my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...Read the whole joke |
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Dog jokes
- A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was ex...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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| 3 |
0
- A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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| 4 |
0
- A local business was
looking for office help.
They put a sign in the window, stating the
follo...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
0
- Paul got off
the elevator on the 40th floor
and nervously knocked on his blind
date's door. Sh...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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| 6 |
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- Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
pinscher for a
walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go....Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
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- Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
Because you can't bury them in the sky!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How did bulldogs get such flat
noses? - A:
From chasing cars....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
Rottweiler in a playground....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How do you get a dog to stop
barking in the
back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front sea...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Q:
What do you say to a dog before he eats? -
A: Bone appetite!...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
was the chickens day off....Read the whole joke |
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0
- Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
it's
face? - A: Because it's the scenter....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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0
- Q: When is a strange dog
most likely to go
into your house? - A: When the door is open....Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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0
- Q: What
happened when the dog went to the flea
circus? - A: It stole the
show!...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
that they didn't
have to bend down to pet it....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A
Bloodhound....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
paper? - A:
RUFF!...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
barking in a
mirror....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
Outside....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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- Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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| 22 |
0
- Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
boat and one says to
the other, "I hear
that...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
his legs
are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of th...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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0
- Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
bark-lays
bank !...Read the whole joke |
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540 |
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0
- What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!...Read the whole joke |
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