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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Surgeon General Warnings
- Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 2 |
Get Sober!
- As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dead Plants
- Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 4 |
Death
- Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 5 |
After a Tonsilectomy?
- After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 6 |
Be Patient
- A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 7 |
Getting Better
- Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 8 |
Long Life
- Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 9 |
Blonde with Big Tummy
- Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 10 |
Driving Examiner
- Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 11 |
Who\'s God?
- Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bit by Bit
- Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lose Weight
- John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 14 |
Preventative Medicine
- Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 15 |
Help!
- Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 16 |
Food for Thought
- Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 17 |
Many Bones
- Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 18 |
Stirring Prescription
- Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 19 |
New Treasury Bonds
- The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 20 |
Panic
- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 21 |
Can\\\'t Hear
- Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
| 22 |
Is It Serious?
- Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
117 |
0 |
| 23 |
Get a Life
- Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 24 |
Good Sneeze!
- Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 25 |
Ticklish Tongue
- Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wron...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
