| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke |
Men |
286 |
0 |
| 2 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke |
Men |
239 |
0 |
| 3 |
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Men |
639 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke |
Men |
176 |
0 |
| 5 |
How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke |
Men |
200 |
0 |
| 6 |
What does a man and a floor have in common?
- Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a...Read the whole joke |
Men |
255 |
0 |
| 7 |
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
- What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline....Read the whole joke |
Men |
190 |
0 |
| 8 |
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke |
Men |
208 |
0 |
| 9 |
What's the ultimate rejection?
- Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
Men |
235 |
0 |
| 10 |
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
289 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
- Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....Read the whole joke |
Men |
159 |
0 |
| 12 |
Why are men like blenders?
- Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke |
Men |
159 |
0 |
| 13 |
What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke |
Men |
313 |
0 |
| 14 |
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke |
Men |
195 |
0 |
| 15 |
How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
Men |
295 |
0 |
| 16 |
If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke |
Men |
188 |
0 |
| 17 |
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
Men |
134 |
0 |
| 18 |
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
- Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke |
Men |
193 |
0 |
| 19 |
Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
306 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
Men |
261 |
0 |
| 21 |
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
- Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke |
Men |
160 |
0 |
| 22 |
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke |
Men |
322 |
0 |
| 23 |
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
- If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...Read the whole joke |
Men |
293 |
0 |
| 24 |
What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke |
Men |
273 |
0 |
| 25 |
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot...Read the whole joke |
Men |
245 |
0 |
