| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Crushed Nuts?
- This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
2 |
| 2 |
10 reasons to buy a new car...
- 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
484 |
0 |
| 3 |
I can hear clearly now...
- Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
663 |
0 |
| 4 |
Ladies - here's the Pefect Man!
- After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
668 |
0 |
| 5 |
Sure signs that you're broke!
- 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is takin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
472 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Missionary!
- A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there wer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
466 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Mummy!
- An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
479 |
0 |
| 8 |
Sure signs it's your last day at work.
- You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
880 |
0 |
| 9 |
Products we could do without!
- Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green ey...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
479 |
0 |
| 10 |
More great Blonde shorties!
- How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
829 |
0 |
| 11 |
Move your cars please.
- It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
467 |
0 |
| 12 |
Adam and Eve.
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
687 |
0 |
| 13 |
In divorce court!
- A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
444 |
0 |
| 14 |
Halloween funnies for kids!
- Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
630 |
0 |
| 15 |
Animal Crackers.
- A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
| 16 |
More Church Bloopers!
- Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 17 |
Oh Boy...more warning signs!
- On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 18 |
Trouble at tax time!
- A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 19 |
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
- Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 20 |
How do guys in jail.....
- How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 21 |
Pantsy Golfer
- Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mental Health Hotline!
- Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 23 |
The chicken.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 24 |
A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
- What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
| 25 |
Caught napping...try this one!
- Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
