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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Whom Do You Trust?
- A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 2 |
Auto Light
- A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
| 3 |
TV Rubbish
- I absolutley hate sex on the television.....I keep falling off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 4 |
Energizer Bunny
- (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 5 |
Voodoo Dick
- Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 6 |
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
- Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Facts of Life:
- THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 8 |
A Cynics Guide to Life:
- A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
| 9 |
Penis holding
- An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 10 |
Pool table
- Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 11 |
Pocket Drinker
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
Apples for sale...
- A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 13 |
We got a lot of those.
- Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
| 14 |
Three Hymns
- One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 15 |
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
- A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 16 |
sh-sh-sheets
- Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 17 |
Asleep at the desk
- If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
401 |
0 |
| 18 |
If Dear Abby Was A Man...
- If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Dump List
- The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
| 20 |
Rules for Cats
- Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 21 |
Farmer
- A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 22 |
Ladies Track
- What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
368 |
0 |
| 23 |
Blonde Quickies
- How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
| 24 |
Speak
- A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
| 25 |
Couple
- There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
