| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke |
Men |
195 |
0 |
| 2 |
How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
Men |
295 |
0 |
| 3 |
If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke |
Men |
188 |
0 |
| 4 |
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
Men |
134 |
0 |
| 5 |
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
- Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke |
Men |
193 |
0 |
| 6 |
Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
306 |
0 |
| 7 |
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
Men |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
- Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke |
Men |
160 |
0 |
| 9 |
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke |
Men |
322 |
0 |
| 10 |
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
- If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...Read the whole joke |
Men |
293 |
0 |
| 11 |
What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke |
Men |
273 |
0 |
| 12 |
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot...Read the whole joke |
Men |
245 |
0 |
| 13 |
There was a young man from Kent...
- There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself tro...Read the whole joke |
Men |
319 |
0 |
| 14 |
Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke |
Men |
297 |
0 |
| 15 |
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
1974 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke |
Men |
255 |
0 |
| 17 |
Why don't men get mad cow disease?
- A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke |
Men |
206 |
0 |
| 18 |
What is defference between man and Superman?
- What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears...Read the whole joke |
Men |
235 |
0 |
| 19 |
When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke |
Men |
217 |
0 |
| 20 |
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...
- An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1880 |
0 |
| 21 |
Orange penis
- An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
287 |
0 |
| 22 |
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...
- "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2024 |
0 |
| 23 |
A couple of geezers were sitting...
- A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2082 |
0 |
| 24 |
An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
- An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
293 |
0 |
| 25 |
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...
- This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
302 |
0 |
