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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Monica\'s Favorite Food
- Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
| 2 |
Literal Actions
- Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyers
- A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Tayl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 4 |
Snail\'s Pace
- A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
455 |
0 |
| 5 |
Words From Famous Women
- Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 6 |
Women\'s Snappy Comebacks
- Women's Snappy Comebacks:Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
385 |
0 |
| 7 |
Great Female Comebacks
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I see...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Punk and the Old Fart
- There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, sp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 9 |
Wife\'s Operation
- I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
- January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 11 |
Viagra
- I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 12 |
Clinton strikes out.
- Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 13 |
Brain to nerves
- How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
- Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 15 |
Fortune
- A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 16 |
Saggy Boobs
- Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
| 17 |
Jesus vs Satan
- Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
| 18 |
A Mother Cow
- What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
657 |
0 |
| 19 |
Pirate Joke
- What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 20 |
What\\\'s a Blonde do after...
- Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Ballerina
- This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 22 |
Great truths about life.
- Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's alwa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 23 |
Optician
- A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 24 |
No Chance
- Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 25 |
How many mimes?
- Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
