| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Contract With The Devil
- An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bad Investment
- Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
545 |
0 |
| 3 |
Crash Landing
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
| 4 |
Corruption
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
411 |
0 |
| 5 |
Charitable Donation
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
| 6 |
Best In The World
- A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
| 7 |
Said in court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
703 |
0 |
| 8 |
Surgeons
- Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
| 9 |
Testifying
- A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 10 |
Terminology
- Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 11 |
Taking It With You
- As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
675 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lying Lawyer
- How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lawyer's Dog
- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lawyer In Hell
- A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 15 |
Smartest Man in the World
- A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small priv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 16 |
Who's In Charge
- Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the followin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 17 |
Punishment
- A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 18 |
New Lawyer
- Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 19 |
Standing in Line
- This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massagin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 20 |
Generous lawyer
- A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 21 |
Marriage quotes 15
- All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Mother at 65!
- With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
653 |
0 |
| 23 |
Actual Medical Charts
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
| 24 |
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
- While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
| 25 |
A Short Time to Live
- A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
