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Cat jokes
- When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
of 10 cats prefer whiskas !...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to pick with you !...Read the whole joke |
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- What's furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
?
A posse cat !...Read the whole joke |
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- What is a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are black cats such good singers?
They're
very mewsical....Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !...Read the whole joke |
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- Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !...Read the whole joke |
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- When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !...Read the whole joke |
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- What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
tabby !...Read the whole joke |
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- What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat....Read the whole joke |
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- A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark....Read the whole joke |
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- If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth....Read the whole joke |
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- When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message....Read the whole joke |
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- "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
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Children jokes
- A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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- On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g...Read the whole joke |
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- A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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- A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me...Read the whole joke |
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- On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke |
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