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| 1 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
- |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
385 |
0 |
| 2 |
A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2437 |
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| 3 |
The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 4 |
Changing number terms
- |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 5 |
Purchasing furniture
- |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 6 |
Fixing broken computers
- |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
613 |
0 |
| 7 |
I have a keyboard error
- |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
586 |
0 |
| 8 |
Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 9 |
Oh the Internet is slow
- |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 10 |
Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 12 |
What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 13 |
Internet can get worse
- |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 14 |
If Microsoft built cars
- |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
620 |
0 |
| 16 |
Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 17 |
Write your code in C
- |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 18 |
Ode to spell checkers
- |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
570 |
0 |
| 20 |
Graphics work too much
- |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 22 |
Internet addictions
- |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
579 |
0 |
| 23 |
Ethical software group
- |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 24 |
Internet highway blues
- |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 25 |
The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
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