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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
dying woman needs brain
- A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
583 |
0 |
| 3 |
billy's father is a lawyer
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 4 |
Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 5 |
a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2425 |
0 |
| 6 |
half of everything
- Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
532 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
| 8 |
Have a Drink
- Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
582 |
0 |
| 9 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods
- Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
548 |
0 |
| 10 |
Lawyer Statue
- One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Godfather
- The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 12 |
Cement
- Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 13 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer
- Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 14 |
Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
9281 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lawyer Sky Diving
- What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
250 |
0 |
| 16 |
So cold
- It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
250 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
226 |
0 |
| 18 |
Can't take it with you
- Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lawyer, police man, doctor
- 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 20 |
Brain Store
- A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 21 |
How Lawyers Do It
- Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
547 |
0 |
| 22 |
82 year old man
- An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
85 |
0 |
| 23 |
If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 24 |
The 2 P's
- What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
633 |
0 |
| 25 |
Women vs. Dogs
- Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
324 |
0 |
