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- Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and l...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
How many Microsoft executives does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many Microsoft support
staff does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "W...Read the whole joke |
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- You
have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!
As we ain't got no programin' experience, this...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many programmers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware pr...Read the whole joke |
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- Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke |
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- I overheard a woman in a
computer store
say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke |
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- Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke |
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- Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son...Read the whole joke |
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- After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
repute, the luckless
customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke |
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- My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke |
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- Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
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- Jesus and Satan got into an
argument over
which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What's the
difference between a car
salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car
salesman c...Read the whole joke |
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- As most technophiles are aware, there are
special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke |
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- A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What's the
best way to accelerate a
Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke |
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- A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke |
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- Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke |
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- One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke |
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- Got this email from a friend:
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke |
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- Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
...Read the whole joke |
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- - Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke |
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- ..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for con...Read the whole joke |
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- I heard that
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But th...Read the whole joke |
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