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Lawyer jokes
- How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope....Read the whole joke |
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- How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke |
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- How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough....Read the whole joke |
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- If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one of them, would you ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
many orchards does it
take for a lawyer?...Read the whole joke |
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- If I had but one life to give for my country,
it
would be a lawyer's....Read the whole joke |
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- If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to ...Read the whole joke |
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- In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However,
a c...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion....Read the whole joke |
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- Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
walk
onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
...Read the whole joke |
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- Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
third thing they lo...Read the whole joke |
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- Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New...Read the whole joke |
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- You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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- How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other
lawyers look interested....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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- How many lawyers does it take to
change a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in ...Read the whole joke |
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- Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional a...Read the whole joke |
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- Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Cl...Read the whole joke |
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- What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
still....Read the whole joke |
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- Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying...Read the whole joke |
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- A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted a fin sticking up...Read the whole joke |
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- Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target ...Read the whole joke |
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- What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
Lawsuits....Read the whole joke |
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- Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In
a brief case....Read the whole joke |
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- A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a
lawyer were sitting on a train.
The Frenc...Read the whole joke |
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- At a
convention of biological scientists
one researcher remarks to another:
"Did you know that...Read the whole joke |
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