| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The cow?
- What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
| 3 |
Athletes
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
798 |
0 |
| 4 |
Whats the square root of 69?
- Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 5 |
It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
| 6 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 7 |
I lost my wife!
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
| 8 |
Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 9 |
Blondes have more fun!
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 10 |
Be nice to your kids
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 11 |
Miss Right
- I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 12 |
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
- Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 13 |
The dumb blonde and her used car!
- A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Bus Bench
- There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 15 |
Wanting a larger...
- Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
| 16 |
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re bored
- Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself. Points are awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Astronaut Joke
- What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 18 |
Good question
- A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you tu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 19 |
Why?
- A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 20 |
Line of squaws
- What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 21 |
A really Corny Joke
- Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
701 |
0 |
| 22 |
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
- What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 23 |
Gates, the Carmaker...
- At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
| 24 |
A day late.
- Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
| 25 |
Grandpa gets exited!
- Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming :...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
