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| 1 |
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
254 |
0 |
| 2 |
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
266 |
0 |
| 3 |
A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2083 |
0 |
| 4 |
How do you make a cat drink?
- How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
281 |
0 |
| 5 |
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
316 |
0 |
| 6 |
Nice, but rough
- An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
363 |
0 |
| 7 |
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2183 |
0 |
| 9 |
There were two cows in a paddock...
- There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0 |
| 10 |
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
- Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
238 |
0 |
| 11 |
What's green and has wheels?
- What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
155 |
0 |
| 12 |
I like monkeys
- This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
| 13 |
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2246 |
0 |
| 14 |
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
- Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
242 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
124 |
0 |
| 16 |
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
245 |
0 |
| 17 |
A talking horse
- A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
293 |
0 |
| 18 |
The essential difference
- One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
317 |
0 |
| 19 |
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2332 |
0 |
| 20 |
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2392 |
0 |
| 21 |
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
- Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
355 |
0 |
| 22 |
A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
3031 |
0 |
| 23 |
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2628 |
0 |
| 24 |
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
- An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
| 25 |
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
- What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
364 |
0 |
