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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2055 |
0 |
| 2 |
Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
301 |
0 |
| 3 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
| 4 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
| 5 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
259 |
0 |
| 6 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
| 7 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
276 |
0 |
| 8 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
243 |
0 |
| 9 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1853 |
0 |
| 10 |
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
- On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
319 |
0 |
| 11 |
The dog and the butcher
- A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
325 |
0 |
| 12 |
The first client
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
290 |
0 |
| 13 |
A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
176834 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
262 |
0 |
| 15 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1912 |
0 |
| 16 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
| 17 |
Question: What is 1 + 2?
- Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
158 |
0 |
| 18 |
45 or 82?
- Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
79 |
0 |
| 19 |
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
295 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
206 |
0 |
| 21 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2141 |
1.5 |
| 22 |
How are lawyers like sperm?
- How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
| 23 |
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
305 |
0 |
| 24 |
An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1819 |
0 |
| 25 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
252 |
0 |
