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Blonde jokes
- Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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0
- Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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0
- Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0
- Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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0
- Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them....Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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0
- Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers....Read the whole joke |
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522 |
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| 7 |
0
- Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was ...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
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0
- Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0
- Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing...Read the whole joke |
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548 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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0
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She mo...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
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0
- A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She ...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
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0
- A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amaz...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me ou...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
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0
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are wal...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her
breasts.
A ne...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
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0
- Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because she was raking up the leaves!...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
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0
- A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
0 |
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0
- One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land l...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk l...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
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0
- A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
Q. They think their picture is being ta...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see ...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Did you hear about the two
Blondes that
were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in ...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
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0
- Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet
at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!...Read the whole joke |
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532 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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