| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
265 |
0 |
| 2 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
246 |
0 |
| 3 |
Divine Right
- Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
269 |
0 |
| 4 |
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
- Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
181 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2117 |
0 |
| 6 |
A dangerous animal
- The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2228 |
0 |
| 7 |
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
- Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
271 |
0 |
| 8 |
A stupid dog
- While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2134 |
0 |
| 9 |
A man was leaving church one day...
- A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1947 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
An anti-bat spray
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
| 11 |
Change my mind
- The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
| 12 |
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2092 |
0 |
| 13 |
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
| 14 |
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
581 |
0 |
| 15 |
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
- Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
171 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
238 |
0 |
| 17 |
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
- Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
216 |
0 |
| 18 |
Where to send him?
- A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
184 |
0 |
| 19 |
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
| 20 |
The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
255 |
0 |
| 21 |
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
- A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
220 |
0 |
| 22 |
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2021 |
0 |
| 23 |
Seymour was a good and pious man...
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
580 |
0 |
| 24 |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
559 |
0 |
| 25 |
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
252 |
0 |
