| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
- After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
288 |
0 |
| 2 |
Gosh, what a pun!
- A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
282 |
0 |
| 3 |
The bad news and the good news
- Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
305 |
0 |
| 4 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
- Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
293 |
0 |
| 5 |
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
- What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
270 |
0 |
| 6 |
Give me the bad news first...
- "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
- What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
243 |
0 |
| 8 |
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
225 |
0 |
| 9 |
The medical student was asked four reasons...
- The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
323 |
0 |
| 10 |
A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2225 |
0 |
| 11 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2000 |
0 |
| 12 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
- There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
341 |
2.5 |
| 13 |
A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2161 |
0 |
| 14 |
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
- What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
206 |
0 |
| 15 |
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
227 |
0 |
| 16 |
A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2117 |
0 |
| 17 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
265 |
0 |
| 18 |
Freudian Slip
- Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
284 |
0 |
| 19 |
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
209 |
0 |
| 20 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2108 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
Life is precious
- So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
260 |
0 |
| 22 |
...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
26 |
0 |
| 23 |
A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2174 |
0 |
| 24 |
A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1995 |
0 |
| 25 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
245 |
0 |
