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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
- Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 2 |
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One sn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 4 |
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
- What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 5 |
CHOCOLATE
- CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 6 |
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
- Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
| 7 |
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
- Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 8 |
A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
- A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
| 10 |
Now, that is disgusting!
- Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 11 |
There was this little boy who went in the whore house...
- There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 12 |
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
- When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
| 13 |
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
- One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 14 |
La Machine
- La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
412 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
- Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 16 |
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
- Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
| 17 |
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
- Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 18 |
What is blue and sings alone?
- What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dumb intercourse
- "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dumb Intercourse II
- "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
- Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
- A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
| 23 |
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
- Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 25 |
What is the definition of Agony?
- What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
