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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 2 |
New hearing aid
- |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 3 |
Handling teens
- |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 4 |
Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 5 |
I have bad news
- |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 6 |
I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
549 |
0 |
| 7 |
Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2779 |
2.5 |
| 8 |
Guaranteed visits
- |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
556 |
0 |
| 9 |
Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 10 |
You will forget it
- |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 11 |
Sharing everything
- |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 12 |
Uncovering a scam
- |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 13 |
Old maid's burglar
- |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
646 |
0 |
| 14 |
Pondering old age
- |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 15 |
An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2700 |
0 |
| 16 |
A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2920 |
0 |
| 17 |
A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2760 |
1 |
| 18 |
Problems driving
- |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 19 |
She is angry at you
- |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 20 |
Grandma changed
- |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 21 |
How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 22 |
When I become old
- |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 23 |
No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 24 |
Florida driver's license!
- |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 25 |
When you are young
- |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
