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| 1 |
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
- |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 2 |
Microsoft buys church
- |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 3 |
Airplanes running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2378 |
0 |
| 4 |
Real software engineers eat quiche.
- |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 5 |
Operating systems as beers
- |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefu...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
607 |
0 |
| 6 |
Solution to the Y2K problem
- |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
251 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer lingo guide
- |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 8 |
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
- |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 9 |
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
- |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
625 |
0 |
| 10 |
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
- |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
663 |
0 |
| 11 |
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
- |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Windows Rejection Song
- |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 13 |
Help stories from Tech Support
- |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 14 |
The programmer's cheer
- |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 15 |
I'm ignoring Y2K
- |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
327 |
0 |
| 16 |
Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
- |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 17 |
There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
631 |
0 |
| 18 |
A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2462 |
0 |
| 19 |
The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
346 |
0 |
| 20 |
A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2516 |
0 |
| 21 |
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
- |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer history of the world
- |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 23 |
Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 24 |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 25 |
Password selection rules
- |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
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