| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 2 |
Always on Duty
- A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
| 3 |
1,000 lawyers...
- What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
75 |
0 |
| 4 |
FBI Want-Ads
- The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 5 |
Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
495 |
0 |
| 6 |
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid.
- Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 7 |
Santa in Ethiopia
- Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 8 |
Christmas party
- A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dear God (Christmas)
- Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 10 |
Christmas and a day at the office?
- Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 12 |
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
- Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 13 |
The problem with Santa!
- 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 14 |
Microsoft and Santa
- NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 15 |
Restructuring at the North Pole
- The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 16 |
Donald Duck
- Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 17 |
Off the cliff!
- The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
| 18 |
Paint the Porch
- Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
| 19 |
What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots?
- What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 20 |
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
- ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a ye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 21 |
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
- A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 22 |
What\\\\\\\'s the definition of strain?
- Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 23 |
Fruit joke!
- What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 24 |
If PCs Were Toasters...
- If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
| 25 |
Thoughts
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
