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Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
- What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
288 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...
- Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
279 |
0 |
| 3 |
If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
332 |
0 |
| 4 |
If Microsoft made toasters...
- If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
339 |
0 |
| 5 |
If Apple made toasters...
- If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
347 |
0 |
| 6 |
Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
376 |
0 |
| 7 |
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
292 |
0 |
| 8 |
If Cray made toasters...
- If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
305 |
0 |
| 9 |
If Wang made toasters...
- If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
298 |
0 |
| 10 |
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2219 |
0.5 |
| 11 |
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
- There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
273 |
0 |
| 12 |
Chain Letter Type lI
- Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
290 |
0 |
| 13 |
Chain Letter Type III
- Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
325 |
0 |
| 14 |
Chain Letter Type IV
- Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
264 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Y-Zero-K Problem
- The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
343 |
0 |
| 16 |
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
603 |
0 |
| 17 |
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
- Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
301 |
0 |
| 18 |
We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a...
- We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
314 |
0 |
| 19 |
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2190 |
0 |
| 20 |
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
284 |
0 |
| 21 |
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
271 |
0 |
| 22 |
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
381 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Irish Virus
- An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
323 |
1 |
| 24 |
Thank you for the emails
- THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
280 |
0 |
| 25 |
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
- Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
677 |
0 |
